5-Star British & Scottish Insult Collection

WARNING: 18+ ONLY! 

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "A world-class specimen of pure comedy..."

Got a mate, family member, or colleague who deserves a 5-star review... but, you know, a highly insulting one? ????

Whether they have the decision-making skills of a damp sock or the subtle grace of a squeaky shopping trolley, we’ve got the ultimate way to let them know. Our 5-Star British & Scottish Insult Collection turns legendary, unfiltered banter into the perfect adult gifts!

Choose Your Gear

We can print your chosen rating onto any of our premium, high-quality products:

• 11oz or 15oz Ceramic Mugs: Perfect for the office, so everyone knows exactly who they're dealing with. 

• Coasters: For holding the drinks of your favorite absolute walloper. 

• 40cm x 40cm Cushions: Cozy, comfy, and spectacularly rude.

• Ceramic Moneyboxes: Save up your pennies for the next time they ruin the mood. 

50 Brutal Insults to Choose From!

We have a massive, hand-curated menu of 50 legendary English and Scottish insults ready to go. From classic, nostalgic banter to downright savage office truths, we've got a "review" for absolutely everyone in your life.

• Featuring classics like the Cockwomble, Walloper, Fannybaws, Mood Hoover, Arsehole, and 45 more!

Note: Due to the adult nature of these items, buyers must be 18 or older. Perfect for birthdays, Secret Santas, office leaving gifts, or just reminding your best mate exactly where they stand.